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I Can’t Dance Salsa T-Shirt

$22
  • I Can’t Dance Salsa T-Shirt by djhenrixmerch
  • I Can’t Dance Salsa by djhenrixmerch
I Can’t Dance Salsa T-Shirt by djhenrixmerch I Can’t Dance Salsa by djhenrixmerch

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A self-deprecating answer to the salsa-versus-bachata debate: “I dance bachata because I can’t dance salsa.” This funny bachata T-shirt combines bold lettering and tangled footprints. A DJ Henrix gift for bachata friends who can laugh at themselves between songs.

100% combed ringspun cotton — the perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, fabric varies by color: solids are 100% cotton; heathers and select colors are cotton/poly blends.)

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Shop funny salsa, bachata and kizomba T-shirts by DJ Henrix. Original dance humor for social dancers, festival nights and one more song.
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